I love kindergarten!
Teacher (not me) to student: Are you okay? Your eyes are all red.
Student: They were blue.
We should have had him look in the mirror. He probably wondered about those eyes all day.
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This story is about the same boy. His Dad took him to an art show in Cannon Beach on Monday evening. A lady at the art show said to the boy, "You look like you must be in 2nd grade."
My student said, "No, I'm in kindergarten."
After looking at the tall Dad, the lady replied to my student, "You must have your Dad's genes." My student looked down and said, "No, these are my pants."
Student: They were blue.
We should have had him look in the mirror. He probably wondered about those eyes all day.
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This story is about the same boy. His Dad took him to an art show in Cannon Beach on Monday evening. A lady at the art show said to the boy, "You look like you must be in 2nd grade."
My student said, "No, I'm in kindergarten."
After looking at the tall Dad, the lady replied to my student, "You must have your Dad's genes." My student looked down and said, "No, these are my pants."
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I wonder if any of us ever said such things when we were younger. Probably not. So we were using Jason's new barbeque tonight when it finally ran out of propane so the steaks finished in the oven but it worked wonderfully up until then.
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