Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Instructions to make the best shirt ever

You will have to start out with a new shirt, I prefer to get mine at Tillamook's Country Store.
1st

Add holes. Use sharp objects, battery acid or shoot it with a gun.

2nd Add silicone. I prefer orange but blue or black may be substituted.

3rdAdd rings or other accessories as needed.

4th

Cut sleeves to the appropriate length and wash to acheive the desired effect.

Finished product!

You can add all sorts of things like oil stains, tares and even paint. I guess you don't have to start with a new shirt. You can rotate an old shirt out but your best shirt ever wont last as long.
Peace out,
Jake

2 Comments:

Blogger Sherilyn said...

Jacob, You are so funny! If you are thinking of marketing those, I have a variety of sizes I could donate a few that have some preliminary work already done on them.

Love ya,
Mom

7:02 AM  
Blogger Andy said...

what I wouldn't give to have a prefabricated piece. I guess I'll just have to explore the directions using one I might already have on the shelf. I hate to do it to a new shirt. At least I know where they make them.

5:02 PM  

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